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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallout
    Now, a question - what do you do if you see a herd of Elephants coming over the hill?

    Start swimming.


    There = that place
    Their = belonging to them
    They're = they are

    Your = belonging to you
    You're = you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovepiano
    Start swimming.

    SPOT ON! Nice one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallout
    SPOT ON! Nice one!
    Ok ok ok....Dumbo here!!!!

    Dont get it!!!!! No surprises there then but it makes no sense!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Star
    Ok ok ok....Dumbo here!!!!

    Dont get it!!!!! No surprises there then but it makes no sense!!!

    'coming over the hill!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Star
    Ok ok ok....Dumbo here!!!!

    Dont get it!!!!! No surprises there then but it makes no sense!!!
    LOL think laterally & dirtily

    btw Fallout - never knew that about lions learn summat new everyday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shooms
    LOL think laterally & dirtily

    btw Fallout - never knew that about lions learn summat new everyday

    I had a mate going with that one for about four hours one night - they both work really well.

    The Elephant one had him shouting his head off at me at 4.00am 'I don't *&*&in' know, I'd probably jump in my Volvo 240DL Estate and drive as fast as I could'

    We were all crying with laughter, and he wasn't happy. Best bit was we never let on, he still doesn't know, so every now and again we calmly ask him what he'd do if he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill - and he loses it bigtime!


    The chair thing is fact though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallout
    'coming over the hill!!!
    yes im thinking laterally and ??? sh shooms but i still dont get it...im a clean living girl my mind wont go that far!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Star
    yes im thinking laterally and ??? sh shooms but i still dont get it...im a clean living girl my mind wont go that far!!!!!


    Rhymns with trunk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallout
    Rhymns with trunk!
    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallout


    Rhymns with trunk!
    Right yes!!!! ok...but surely'''' SWIMMING''''!!!! oh i give up lol...i see where ya at like but still!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Star
    Right yes!!!! ok...but surely'''' SWIMMING''''!!!! oh i give up lol...i see where ya at like but still!!!!
    There's a herd of them.

    Elephants are the largest animal to walk the earth today.

    Therefore...

    They have larger 'limbs' than a human...

    And therefore....

    Oh, I give up too!

    All I can say is if I saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill, I'd get swimming as fast as I could!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallout
    There's a herd of them.

    Elephants are the largest animal to walk the earth today.

    Therefore...

    They have larger 'limbs' than a human...

    And therefore....

    Oh, I give up too!

    All I can say is if I saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill, I'd get swimming as fast as I could!
    Well wouldnt they have to be aroused first!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Star
    Well wouldnt they have to be aroused first!!!!!!
    They probably carry photos of Ganesh the Elephant god on a bed around with them to get them goin'...



    Mind you, with their memory, they'd probably not have to carry a pic around, they just have to think filth, and bingo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallout
    SPOT ON! Nice one!
    well it aint exactly spot on..u would have to find some water first.....which would be crocodile or phirana infested so...my thought of doing nowt, would probably work....

    unless u meant lie on the floor and do a breaststroke to deter them, then, maybe that ud work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJJAMIII
    well it aint exactly spot on..u would have to find some water first.....which would be crocodile or phirana infested so...my thought of doing nowt, would probably work....

    unless u meant lie on the floor and do a breaststroke to deter them, then, maybe that ud work?

    Are you seriously telling me you haven't clicked on yet... I think you're having a giraffe with me aint cha?!

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