I once saw that prick Philip Olivier from Brookside Dj'ing at a Bar in Liverpool.
So I bounced up to the decks looking happy, got his attention as if to say
"You are boss - come here and please play this", so he's leant over the door on the right hand side of the DJ booth.
Now if that had been Sasha/Carl Cox/CJ Mackintosh or such ilk I would have gave my request in the hope that my idol will play it.
This fucking robot leans over and waits for me to speak, I don't say anything till he says "whats up lad, what can I play you"
"I calmly respond "Fuck all, and get the fuck off the decks pal you are shite"
I then had a sniff of my vicks, a sip of my JD and Coke and bopped off to some Scouse House Bollocks.
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