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Thread: 2 worrying facts

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    2 worrying facts

    1: I aint got a clue how i got home last night...

    2: I can't find the jeans i had on when i went out, i have looked all over the house this morning....

    Next time on a night out, i'm comin' to Manchester wi you lot!

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    sounds like a gud night to me!

    I stayed in - woke up with a glass of voddy n a keebab spilled over the keyboard

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    Quote Originally Posted by U31 View Post
    1: I aint got a clue how i got home last night...

    2: I can't find the jeans i had on when i went out, i have looked all over the house this morning....

    Next time on a night out, i'm comin' to Manchester wi you lot!
    ..maybe Barrymore had his chaufeur drop you off but decided to keep your jeans as a trophy..

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    Haha have you checked they aren't on your head Dave? You might have put em on as ear muffs last night

    Perhaps you were subject to an anal probe off a little green man, or maybe just the taxi driver if you didn't have the fare

    Knowing you though, you were probably tossing off over a garden gnome, so check the garden

    Looking for the perfect beat.

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    Jim mate, coffee / keyboard interface!

    I tell thee, at one point i was getting my face stroked by a Satan called Haley (i think) which was rather nice...
    Oh and i need to facebook a witch with silver eyes while i still remember...

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    Just put my phone on charge and spotted 2 texts from you mate from when I was in bed

    They might help unravel the mysteries of the whereabouts of your kecks

    Looking for the perfect beat.

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    Oh fuck, what did i do last night?
    I cant be trusted can i?

    That's cause be bestest mucca wasnt out with us to hold my hand... or nick me bed for that matter!

    Did i tell ya all?
    Two bestest so called mates... both of the bastards nicked me beds, and i'm on the couch in a doss bag, in me own house!

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    Quote Originally Posted by U31 View Post
    1: I aint got a clue how i got home last night...

    hey, at least you made it home.. would be more worrying if you'd woken up somewhere else, right? Especially if it was Belgium or something

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    hahahahahahaha ive done this many a time
    woke up not remembering a dot about the night before

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    Quote Originally Posted by tricky nicky View Post
    hahahahahahaha ive done this many a time
    woke up not remembering a dot about the night before
    sounds like an every wk end occurance to me, but i can honestly say ive never lost my trousers

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    me neither!!!
    lost my mobile and camera one week!!!

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    I've just left a bag full of records on the train I can't even get in touch with lost property until tomorrow either

    Given the choice i'd probably rather have left my kecks on the train

    Looking for the perfect beat.

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    I went to manchester for a night out last night....and it was absolutely gash...and we had to wait outside in the FREEZING cold for 2 bastward hours because our minibus back kept bulling about where he was, people were crying by the end of it lol. The bars we went in were abismal and I spent absolutely loads of money. Never ever evvvvvver again.
    "In order to discover new oceans we must have the courage to lose sight of the shore"

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    Im leaving you from Daves Pants

    Dave, we are finished.
    The time has come for us to go our seperate ways.
    Far too long have you been taking me for granted, using me every weekend.
    Im tired of you coming home drunk at the early hours and just kickin me out of bed and leaving me crumpled in a corner. The other night was the last straw!!
    Staggering down that back alley at god knows what time, pulling me down and getting piss all over me was too much to take. Then to top it off, you left me there in a puddle of piss and wandered off into the night. Anything could have happened to me

    Fortunately Lucy and Suzy found me ( the girls in the picture) and took me home. Since then they have washed me, took care of me and generally looked after me far better than you have ever done. As you can see from the photo, they are fighting over me, the sort of attention I think I deserved and that you never game me
    This is the last time you will hear from me as me and the girls are off abroad, they are taking me to their next topless calendar photo shoot in malibu.

    Finally, I would like to thank Bod for letting me log into his account to leave you this message, but dont blame him or try and get any information from him, he knows nothing!

    Goodbye forever,

    Daves Pants
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackburn Bod View Post
    Dave, we are finished.
    The time has come for us to go our seperate ways.
    Goodbye forever,

    Daves Pants
    haha mint

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