Lol, that was almost me n jiglo without the cowshit, after a weekend at Bernies (n Bods)
Near bods is a motorway services you can walk to, Two coppers walk in for thier breccy, i swear you could read thier minds! They were scanning the car park to work out if we had driven there!
LOL , tickled me that did , dont think ive ever tried to pay with a button but trying to work your change out for the shopkeeper aint good with a queue of sunday dog walkers stood behind youGoing to the shop at 6am still off ya rocker, getting the daily paper, beers and cigs and then trying to pay with a button!!
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I am with you on the someone fresh thang, it can really fuck up the vibe- unless of course its a great friend then its ace-more so if you have all been to diff places and are meeting up at a usual base.
I really look forward to getting back to Buttys on a Sunday as his Dad makes a Sunday lunch almost every Sunday. I love it! I will admit I do try to hide upstairs with it sometimes though! lol.Sunday lunch mums
The night b4 you tell ya self your gonna be good, it don't happen cus you have no self control, cus your mad for it,but you try real hard and try to convince yourself i will just have a bit and no more after a certain time, b4 you know it it 5 in the morning and dare not look in the mirror and now you start thinking of bullshit excuses not to go for lunch but because you have no self control you have used them all b4 and put off the Sunday lunch so many times you have no choice but to go .
You get there and your mum is going on at you and keeps asking if you are OK,
which kicks the para in and the heart's racing, and then the same old bullshit starts, you start saying you wernt to well last night, and even lie so much you say you didn't even go out lol as you felt so rough and your guts are propa off etc lol.
Then the food comes to the table "fuck me that's one dry looking Yorkie pud" after an hr of shoving your food round the plate and hiding bits under each other to make it look like you even tried to eat it, your mum say leave it if your poorly you say your goodbyes and get the hell out of there at 100mph .
Also, when Woody, Superdan and I got lozzie from the train station once at like 6am and we all had facemasks on!! She just pissed herself and said she didn't expect any less!!!
Oh god...I remember that!!!! Were you with Dan when we we were in stockport and he kept driving through red lights (luckilly it was like 5 in the morning and no one was there)
I don't like it when i have to be in public (although this can be fun if ur with the right people)
When someone starts an argument/kicking off/generally being a knob and everyone feels awkward-specially if no one knows the person. (This happens more at places like ketoloco tbh...there was loads of randomers)
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Nope, it was manchester train station but that was the time when he was spangled yes! And yes I also remember the randomer from Space who you picked up, funny as! I think you referred to him as bland after you came round! lol.Oh god...I remember that!!!! Were you with Dan when we we were in stockport and he kept driving through red lights (luckilly it was like 5 in the morning and no one was there)
Oh, and deciding you "really like a member of the oposite sex" when ur off it...only to realise when ur a little more sober they're a total anti-normalton and have no idea how to get rid of them as uve invited them back to the afterparty (like a fool) hahahaha-lesson learned on that one!(sonz remember that dude i met in space the day we hit the beach with mic?)
I'm quite good at the whole tea list thang! Have a pretty good memory so pretty much remember who wants what. And you've got to do it in an orderly fashion so you remember what was in what and who's it was. lol.Whoever said the tea list thing....god I remember back when you and vee lived together in manchester loz...that house...can't remember where we'd all been...but everyone was there...even shooms snoring on the floor (the shoom-a-pellar night)....retroandy when he'd just passed his driving test...princesswarrier...ste & danst etc etc. Anyway, stoopid cheryl offers everyone (all like 30 people in your house) a cuppa, and never in my life have I heard an order like it!!! People were making all sorts of requests for how they wanted their tea bags freakin strained, some brewed for a certain amount of time, some wanted slightly less than boiling water...all kinds of blagging requests that I was compelled to manage due to the amount of amph i'd ingested...luckily I just remember Woody floating in like angel gabriel and saying 'do you want a hand'....think he did most of it in the end haha.....woody if you read this...do you remember?!!!!!
Good times
Nope, it was manchester train station but that was the time when he was spangled yes! And yes I also remember the randomer from Space who you picked up, funny as! I think you referred to him as bland after you came round! lol.
I'm quite good at the whole tea list thang! Have a pretty good memory so pretty much remember who wants what. And you've got to do it in an orderly fashion so you remember what was in what and who's it was. lol.
Funny tramp story though Chez!
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oh im deffo with ya on the whole tea list thing chez
after one of the nights in scubar we all ended up back at shabbas, shooms, warren, jaxxy, duke n co, jiglo, radish.....some time in the next julember jaxxy decided to make a brew and it had to be the longest brwing up ever in the history of man lol
he only had to make about 4 brews and in the end it was all still completely wrong lol and we got it about 2 hours later lol
i was on the tea list back at ben fishers 1 time and i think it was superdan on a brwing mission.......had it down to a fine art lol
but also when uve drove back to somebodys after a night out and uve never been there before and time to go at some point the next day and somebody tries to give you directions.......even more so tries to make you a map:|
think ive still got that map somewhere and it was funny as feck, could of been sending me to the moon for all i knew coz the directions were mad as lol spesh when ur not in full compus mentus driving mode lol