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Thread: I'm Melting...I'm Melting!!!

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    Finding your car has melted outside because some arse has been setting fire to them isn't great. thankfully didn't happen to my motor but did feel sorry for one of my mates as it was outside my house!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonno View Post

    I am with you on the someone fresh thang, it can really fuck up the vibe- unless of course its a great friend then its ace-more so if you have all been to diff places and are meeting up at a usual base.
    I think sometimes it refreshes the vibe. Like when someone turns up the next day but always joins in. I've turned up at many a random time part way through a mash-up and got stuck in with all the mad goings on! They've defo gota understand how mad things are at that time though. I remember when Mesh turned up once after a boxing day doo on the 27th/28th Dec and the journey to get her from the train station was fun. Also, when Woody, Superdan and I got lozzie from the train station once at like 6am and we all had facemasks on!! She just pissed herself and said she didn't expect any less!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by chinatownswhite View Post
    Sunday lunch mums
    The night b4 you tell ya self your gonna be good, it don't happen cus you have no self control, cus your mad for it,but you try real hard and try to convince yourself i will just have a bit and no more after a certain time, b4 you know it it 5 in the morning and dare not look in the mirror and now you start thinking of bullshit excuses not to go for lunch but because you have no self control you have used them all b4 and put off the Sunday lunch so many times you have no choice but to go .

    You get there and your mum is going on at you and keeps asking if you are OK,
    which kicks the para in and the heart's racing, and then the same old bullshit starts, you start saying you wernt to well last night, and even lie so much you say you didn't even go out lol as you felt so rough and your guts are propa off etc lol.

    Then the food comes to the table "fuck me that's one dry looking Yorkie pud" after an hr of shoving your food round the plate and hiding bits under each other to make it look like you even tried to eat it, your mum say leave it if your poorly you say your goodbyes and get the hell out of there at 100mph .
    I really look forward to getting back to Buttys on a Sunday as his Dad makes a Sunday lunch almost every Sunday. I love it! I will admit I do try to hide upstairs with it sometimes though! lol.

    I think you have to be conditioned to go out in public when not at your best, I know Lozzie hates it but I really don't mind tbh. I think I've gone to work a little *ahem* mad quite a few times so I've now just learned to soldier on!! lol.

    I loved the "I'm melting...." title Mesh, very fitting. Curtains being opened is definately baaaaaaaaaad! Kinda like when someone drops the line "It's morning!" ARGH! Don't say that!!

    I think the another bad one is running out of bifters/booze and the shop not even being open yet!! Noooooooooo!

    x

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    Quote Originally Posted by li'l Sonz View Post
    Also, when Woody, Superdan and I got lozzie from the train station once at like 6am and we all had facemasks on!! She just pissed herself and said she didn't expect any less!!!

    Oh god...I remember that!!!! Were you with Dan when we we were in stockport and he kept driving through red lights (luckilly it was like 5 in the morning and no one was there)


    I don't like it when i have to be in public (although this can be fun if ur with the right people)

    When someone starts an argument/kicking off/generally being a knob and everyone feels awkward-specially if no one knows the person. (This happens more at places like ketoloco tbh...there was loads of randomers)

    Oh, and deciding you "really like a member of the oposite sex" when ur off it...only to realise when ur a little more sober they're a total anti-normalton and have no idea how to get rid of them as uve invited them back to the afterparty (like a fool) hahahaha-lesson learned on that one!(sonz remember that dude i met in space the day we hit the beach with mic?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozzie View Post
    Oh god...I remember that!!!! Were you with Dan when we we were in stockport and he kept driving through red lights (luckilly it was like 5 in the morning and no one was there)


    I don't like it when i have to be in public (although this can be fun if ur with the right people)

    When someone starts an argument/kicking off/generally being a knob and everyone feels awkward-specially if no one knows the person. (This happens more at places like ketoloco tbh...there was loads of randomers)

    )

    Haha...weekend inspired response there? she's a right w!nker

    From this wknd..

    How funny was our public abbbbsoloutley spandangled pissed up kettled trip 2 the shop 4 nothing more important than a bottle of boost!!! Practically rolled down the street n back howling like hyina's!!

    Also...was out in the front garden (think this was when u were passed out loz) n the boys had somehow befriended an old tramp who they were feeding punch to (NOT a usual occurrance for these boys). I eventually end up chatting to him n end up sat there for hours hearing his life story about how he'd served 22 years in prison for armed robbery n lost his wife/kids whatnot...fking hugging him n shit getting all emotional thinking on some weird ketty level we rly connected....then I tried to come back in the house n couldn't get rid of him lol..he was trying to come in... this ex armed robber (as it finally occurred) tryna get in the house for aaaaages...the guys got rid of him in the end but it got a bit scary lol....argh...stuuuuuuuupid cheryl.....stuuuupid ket & punch

    Whoever said the tea list thing....god I remember back when you and vee lived together in manchester loz...that house...can't remember where we'd all been...but everyone was there...even shooms snoring on the floor (the shoom-a-pellar night)....retroandy when he'd just passed his driving test...princesswarrier...ste & danst etc etc. Anyway, stoopid cheryl offers everyone (all like 30 people in your house) a cuppa, and never in my life have I heard an order like it!!! People were making all sorts of requests for how they wanted their tea bags freakin strained, some brewed for a certain amount of time, some wanted slightly less than boiling water...all kinds of blagging requests that I was compelled to manage due to the amount of amph i'd ingested...luckily I just remember Woody floating in like angel gabriel and saying 'do you want a hand'....think he did most of it in the end haha.....woody if you read this...do you remember?!!!!!

    Good times :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozzie View Post
    Oh god...I remember that!!!! Were you with Dan when we we were in stockport and he kept driving through red lights (luckilly it was like 5 in the morning and no one was there)

    Oh, and deciding you "really like a member of the oposite sex" when ur off it...only to realise when ur a little more sober they're a total anti-normalton and have no idea how to get rid of them as uve invited them back to the afterparty (like a fool) hahahaha-lesson learned on that one!(sonz remember that dude i met in space the day we hit the beach with mic?)
    Nope, it was manchester train station but that was the time when he was spangled yes! And yes I also remember the randomer from Space who you picked up, funny as! I think you referred to him as bland after you came round! lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Miss C View Post
    Whoever said the tea list thing....god I remember back when you and vee lived together in manchester loz...that house...can't remember where we'd all been...but everyone was there...even shooms snoring on the floor (the shoom-a-pellar night)....retroandy when he'd just passed his driving test...princesswarrier...ste & danst etc etc. Anyway, stoopid cheryl offers everyone (all like 30 people in your house) a cuppa, and never in my life have I heard an order like it!!! People were making all sorts of requests for how they wanted their tea bags freakin strained, some brewed for a certain amount of time, some wanted slightly less than boiling water...all kinds of blagging requests that I was compelled to manage due to the amount of amph i'd ingested...luckily I just remember Woody floating in like angel gabriel and saying 'do you want a hand'....think he did most of it in the end haha.....woody if you read this...do you remember?!!!!!

    Good times :-)
    I'm quite good at the whole tea list thang! Have a pretty good memory so pretty much remember who wants what. And you've got to do it in an orderly fashion so you remember what was in what and who's it was. lol.

    Funny tramp story though Chez!

    x

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    Quote Originally Posted by li'l Sonz View Post
    Nope, it was manchester train station but that was the time when he was spangled yes! And yes I also remember the randomer from Space who you picked up, funny as! I think you referred to him as bland after you came round! lol.

    I'm quite good at the whole tea list thang! Have a pretty good memory so pretty much remember who wants what. And you've got to do it in an orderly fashion so you remember what was in what and who's it was. lol.

    Funny tramp story though Chez!

    x
    Don't think you were around then or i'd have gladly fobbed it off on you lol

    p.s...don't think there were enough cups to go round either so people had to take it in turns too haha. I remember danny (superdan) making a proper tea list at bens after goodtimes once, full on sticky back plastic'd it and everything, it had all of the regualars orders on it so we had a permanent tea list of who has what for every future session...genius...:-)
    "In order to discover new oceans we must have the courage to lose sight of the shore"

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    oh im deffo with ya on the whole tea list thing chez

    after one of the nights in scubar we all ended up back at shabbas, shooms, warren, jaxxy, duke n co, jiglo, radish.....some time in the next julember jaxxy decided to make a brew and it had to be the longest brwing up ever in the history of man lol

    he only had to make about 4 brews and in the end it was all still completely wrong lol and we got it about 2 hours later lol

    i was on the tea list back at ben fishers 1 time and i think it was superdan on a brwing mission.......had it down to a fine art lol

    but also when uve drove back to somebodys after a night out and uve never been there before and time to go at some point the next day and somebody tries to give you directions.......even more so tries to make you a map

    think ive still got that map somewhere and it was funny as feck, could of been sending me to the moon for all i knew coz the directions were mad as lol spesh when ur not in full compus mentus driving mode lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by nics View Post
    oh im deffo with ya on the whole tea list thing chez

    after one of the nights in scubar we all ended up back at shabbas, shooms, warren, jaxxy, duke n co, jiglo, radish.....some time in the next julember jaxxy decided to make a brew and it had to be the longest brwing up ever in the history of man lol

    he only had to make about 4 brews and in the end it was all still completely wrong lol and we got it about 2 hours later lol

    i was on the tea list back at ben fishers 1 time and i think it was superdan on a brwing mission.......had it down to a fine art lol

    but also when uve drove back to somebodys after a night out and uve never been there before and time to go at some point the next day and somebody tries to give you directions.......even more so tries to make you a map

    think ive still got that map somewhere and it was funny as feck, could of been sending me to the moon for all i knew coz the directions were mad as lol spesh when ur not in full compus mentus driving mode lol

    Ahahahahahahaha brilliant

    Good thread this
    "In order to discover new oceans we must have the courage to lose sight of the shore"

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    PMSL @ this thread

    In the infamous words of VA... "The brew-maker is king"

    PS Chez... I've stopped snoring now I've lost weight... besides it's endearing surely ?

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    lol been chortling at this thread

    double barrel poppin for brekkie n decidin its a sunday, a nice visit to the church would be a good idea

    gettin into the church, pullin up a pew (literally) and the horror when the vicar comes out from the bit at the back where god hangs out, hang on a minute the vicar is actually a woman - a vicaress maybe?

    hang on a minute. this vicaress is my old IT teacher from school

    sit through a couple of tunes. have a good ol sing song. and get right into this god biz. then everyones up top gettin the scran n wine - not missin this even tho at this point i couldnt work out if i was allowed to because had i been confirmed? a quick word with me mate n he confirmed me n off we went

    realised at this point just how intense it all was, hang on me brekkie is jus hittin me hard, oh no shes coming, me eyes are everywhere, aaargh, should i run away......


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    clocking bod n bernies faces after they witnessed the hand of god coming thro my back gate the day after the night before

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    What's the worst thing that can happen when you're off your twizzle sticks/stoned/etc

    hmmmm that is a good one there has been many a time ive turned up in me old silver hugo a go go car and took yas on a mission to get cigs drugs street cones face paints...rushguitar laughing policeman dance ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    teradactil races, cows looking through windows, kfc taken pictures of staff chips with gravy pleaseeeee elvisss..... other peoples clothes mainly pjamas learning new dances and all joining in with dance trampoline outside or trampet making people into puppets turning taps on because you cant weee piggy back rides and tray staires brake ya back rides plinky plonk nights with guees whos the person with paper on there forhead with name on game.

    i was mr blobby how evil.

    sniff a pill
    rush staires
    rush guitar
    put lip gloss on friends game
    fingers in a coal fire make a new face mainly indian looking game
    dance offs

    these and other games lead to an abnormal state of mind mixed with lots of beer jd and other fun stuff anyone turning up is evil but not when ya elvis presley because liek superman you can change into that funky fooked up friend that always cant say no and ends up the one more mashed than anyone and has to go home when everyones asleep....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dooFlZ1v3c

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7DdmCCLJeI
    IM BACK never really left tho

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    after party

    ending up on the motorway off me tits thinking yes party going to a partyyyyyyyyyyyy tunes rocking someone else driving thank fook 3 or 4 if ya count loon in the trunk off ya twizzled ness we gooo farr farr farr farr away.

    starting to think where the fook is this party must have passed out or somit then noticed blackpool lights wtf am i seeing stars no way blackpool how the fook did we get here the tower noooo wayyyyyyyyyyyy nevermind lets hit the strange persons house for ale and ohh hello bags of magic 2 days later phone home time cus i got no money and no way of getting back from the sunny beach at blackpool wtf.

    phone a friend get picked up twizzled friend is straight headed and looking for cash for petrol opps

    sorry

    erm on tic till thursday mate

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    IM BACK never really left tho

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    The Guy (Geoff-a-bobbles - a pier legend) in the red polo top once sat bolt upright in bed watching the entire Mardi Gras marching through his bedroom... Dancing girls, brass bands, jugglers, the fucking works... He said i hope my mum and dad dont walk in and see this.. ??????

    The guy with the bottle of Bud is the host of those legendary after night out parties that were held in Farnworth every weekend- Jigs will tell ya of the madness we had there in the early 90's...

    Over the door to the dining room was a small bump in the plaster, invisible normaly
    .. you get in after Pier and have the plate-eyes so you turn on the lamps, not the main light.... the lamps cast shadows... you drop microdots....

    Ian (Bud guy) looks up, the almost invisible plaster bump takes on a life of it's own- it takes shape- it becomes a huge fuck off smiling eye! This huge eye procedes to follow ian where ever he goes.... he nips to the loo and we hear a cry...

    I cant go! This big eye is watching me!
    I swear if there was ever a night were a nearly shat a kidney laughing, it was then!

    Another mad after club party in that house involved Rob Harrisons birthday, a huge bowl of birthday punch and me rolling up with a bottle of industrial blinding strength Irish prochene and two boxes of 500mil diazes......
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    Quote Originally Posted by PepeLePew View Post
    Wee
    ...is fucking right! Dead wrong that.
    Cue a quote from my mate geezer 3 or 4 hours into a tripping sesh years ago...
    "How lads... it's fucking GREEN"
    Top lad but a right wrongun.

    On another occasion I remember him walking into the front room of my old place after "going for a piss" 3 or 4 hours earlier, only to enquire "Does spunk float?"

    Have also done the church one Butty One Xmas day up in Toon. Should never have fucking happened that like. Why does it seem like such a good idea beforehand?

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