FAO Tonksi

Can you see us trying to sail this Techni-colour dream boat down the Madchester cannal at 7am on Sunday morning OOOO I


Ship A hoyyyy Captain barge barnet !!!!!!!

L K out

Hear come the Manchester ship cannal police


LEG IT !!!!!!!!


Come you little monkey's !!!!!!



Errrr .... What we done ????



Ok your under arrest on sucpition of first degree barge burgelin

But sir !!!!!!!

We where only on the look out for Puffins

I have been told by our ornaphologist, that the Manchester ship cannal is a haven for such a beutiful thing

LOMFAO @ DeeDeee ( Woot Whoot )

Meanwile........ Deep in the control room of the techni-colour war barge..... a plan to destroy the magical flying cannal squad is plotted



"We shall wait, quiet as a mouse as they land near bye........ as they cycle towards us along the tow path, we wait until we see the whites of there eye's then ........
KKKKKABOOOOMMMMMMM !!!!!!!


They will never know what hit em

The explosion will then trigger off a serice of Lock opening events. Leaving us to make our way though the night to Liverpool dock, under the cover of darkness



It's a long shot.............. but it might just work :|

AAAAArrrrr Arrr

But the scocers are no match for the cuning cake boys of the tecni-colour dream barge ........... we have in our defence the one and only pigeon catchin crew in the house " Dasterdley & Muttley "



rrrrrrrippppp- bon-skkiiiiddllley-rrip-bonnnnn-PIGEON

You tell em boys ( hee-heee-heeee ) MMMMMMMMutllley you snigering hound

Arrrrr but what Mrs Pitstop fails to see is the boys from the Techni-colour dream boat have another ace up their sleaves

Hello....... Miss Pitstop



Heyyyyylp heyyyyylllp it's the hooded clawyyyyer !!!



And with the final the final obsticle out of the way..... the boys head out of Liverpool dock...... and on to the dangers off the open sea




Toot Toot !!!!!

Lucky for the cake boys their Techni-colour dream barge is equiped with tranceformer changing ability's and with Tonksi's quick hands & thinking skills the Techni-colour dream boat is transformed from ...........

Techni-colour dream boat ( seen hear in Fig 1 )



Into !!!!



You see........ the very hi IQed cake boys ( Tonksi & M Jaxx ) made a quick and unnoticed stop in Liverpool. Whilst out buying egg and cress sandwiches, for the long and arduace journey across the open seas of the globe. Tonksi came across this quaint little village Beatles shop in the near by town of Elmseir Port...... It was at that point that Tonksi had an Idea, he would ask the sweet old lady ( who was supporting a guitar and a nice J Lennon wig on her bonnet ) do you have by per chance...... One yellow submarine suport defence shield for the outer body of a mark 3 Techni-colour dream boat 3.5 liter ????

The old lady paused for a while...... And then with her cabbage smelling breath replied " AAAAAAARrrrr you are in look, I just had a fresh batch brought in this morning, by Ringo Star "

To cut a long story short......... we paid the old lady ( with milk bottle tops & other shiney objects that caught her attention ) and made our way back to the docks of Liverpool, just in time to see the hooded claw finish off Ms Pitstop

which in turn gave us just enough time to fit the yellow submarine suport defence shield and be on our way just in time for them looooorvlley egg and cress buttys.........which was nice !!

My god, what the hell was we smoking back in 2002

Northern Star said:

hahahahaha they dont make um like they used to eh

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you can say that again, wat ever happend to our random posts...have we all grown up now??