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Thread: was woke at 5.30 by the police this morning......

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    was woke at 5.30 by the police this morning......

    to be told that a bull had escaped from a farm about 2 miles away and it ended up coming up my cul de sac and decieded that it would come up my drive. its gone past my hubbys car no prob, a few scratches here and there but my car looks like it been hit with a hammer And the dirty beast has smeared shit and some gooey clear stuff all over my car ( i hope that its slobber !!)
    Proper shit myself when i saw coppers at my door at that time, thought we were either being raided (for what i dont know) or i thought they were going to arrest me as i have had a brake light out since june.

    Im really pissed off tho cause i paid 5 quid to have my car cleaned yesterday!!!
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    Fookin hell Can just imagine the situation in work, 'Honestly you won't believe what happened last night!'. They'll probably tell you its a load of bullshit I take it that its covered through your insurance?
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    Thats sh*te - hope the farmer going bring it round in health chunks for you. Looks like you got gates - how did it get thro?

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    i have rang my boss to tell her that i need to sort my insurance out and to get quotes today and she just pissed herself laughing. Best excuse ever for not turning into work!!!
    The copper said that the farmer should be insured, but im going to ring him later to see waht the score is. I darent touch my car, it stinks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pleasuredrom2 View Post
    Thats sh*te - hope the farmer going bring it round in health chunks for you. Looks like you got gates - how did it get thro?
    Its barged through the gates somehow, there is a bit chunk of concrete missing where the gate bolt goes into the floor.
    Dont know whats happened to the beast now, last we heard the police had trapped it on the level crossing, so i dont know if i has been shot or whether it has been hit by a train.

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    apparently...dont ask

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    Quote Originally Posted by pleasuredrom2 View Post
    Bulls have insurance?
    Bull-dogs do

    I'd make the fooker into steaks and make the farmer pay for the damage

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    Quote Originally Posted by grover View Post
    Bull-dogs do
    OOOORRRRR YES
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    Was the bulls name Bobby Sands ? The diiiiirty bastard

    Pls pls pls post up a copy of the insurance claim form

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    You'll probably find the farmer is liable whether it's his fault or not, he is responsible for his livestock at all times, so he should be covered by his insurance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judderz View Post
    You'll probably find the farmer is liable whether it's his fault or not, he is responsible for his livestock at all times....
    Even when you are sunk to the nuts in one of his ewes ?

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    'kin hell! that is one mad story too , lol

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    I feel such a dick driving around in it at the mo, should i wash the shit off it now or do you think that i should leave it there as evidence lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shooms View Post
    Even when you are sunk to the nuts in one of his ewes ?
    Think the farmer would wash his hands of said livestock due to adultery with a long haired greasy beast.......he'd fuck the Ewe off too
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