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Stylee · Dec 12, 2007

Like an odd question but its one ive been pondering for some time.

Have you ever whilst in the throws of passion been hit with the thought of an inanimate object, like a toaster or a teasmaid or summat, reason i ask is i once had the image of a morphy richards alarm clock in my head, which quite stragnely i found both alluring and stimulating.... or do i have issues that need discussing witha professional :$

It was only once mind, and chances are these thoughts were not only chemicaly induced but also metaphorical displays of desire of which i have no clue what they represented (other than an alarm clock)

Anyone else?

~Rob

Amelie · Dec 12, 2007

I usually think of the oven, as i am busy menu planning for the week- that 5 mins is all i need to do a full 7 days dinners and tea no probelmo.

Shooms · Dec 12, 2007

Never thought about inanimate objects while shagging.... I have however shagged some inanimate women....

That's a lie actually... they're all climbing the fuckin walls & screaming the place down when they have some Shooms-lovin :gigolo:

Stylee · Dec 12, 2007

Amelie said:
I usually think of the oven, as i am busy menu planning for the week- that 5 mins is all i need to do a full 7 days dinners and tea no probelmo.

lol, i feel really inadequate now, jonno is a stallion :thumbsup:

Stylee · Dec 12, 2007

Shooms said:
Never thought about inanimate objects while shagging.... I have however shagged some inanimate women....

That's a lie actually... they're all climbing the fuckin walls & screaming the place down when they have some Shooms-lovin

lol, i cant imagine you having to stop birds trying to escape mate

Shooms · Dec 12, 2007

Stylee said:
lol, i cant imagine you having to stop birds trying to escape mate

I just sit on them until they submit to my will

Judderz · Dec 12, 2007

Shooms said:
That's a lie actually... they're all climbing the fuckin walls & screaming the place down when they have some Shooms-lovin

Stop visting the local mental institute then :thumbsup:

Stylee · Dec 12, 2007

Shooms said:
I just sit on them until they submit to my will

Ill have to try that one mate, they usualy manage to slip away from me, commonly after the obligatory nut kick and eye gouge.

you would think they would at least have the decency to give a little sucky sucky, atleast i would phone them a taxi after that

Jonno · Dec 12, 2007

Amelie said:
I usually think of the oven, as i am busy menu planning for the week- that 5 mins is all i need to do a full 7 days dinners and tea no probelmo.

Lol - I use that 5 minwah to decide what ties I'm going to wear to work for the week. Fortunately, as you know, I can usually get that done in 2 mins though :condom:

Stylee · Dec 12, 2007

Jonno said:
Lol - I use that 5 minwah to decide what ties I'm going to wear to work for the week. Fortunately, as you know, I can usually get that done in 2 mins though

LOL, thats the man, you are officially my hero mate

Amelie · Dec 12, 2007

Jonno said:
Lol - I use that 5 minwah to decide what ties I'm going to wear to work for the week. Fortunately, as you know, I can usually get that done in 2 mins though

What an efficiant couple we are!

Jonno · Dec 12, 2007

Stylee said:
LOL, thats the man, you are officially my hero mate

My mate used to boast that in a morning he could make him and his girlfriend a brew, come back upstairs, make some sweet lovin, and when he'd finished his brew would still be too hot to drink :condom:

Personally I wouldn't be boasting if that was me but he seemed happy to.

Shooms · Dec 12, 2007

Amelie said:
What an efficiant couple we are!

LOL you are both legends... I've dined out many times on telling the tale you told me on how when you were trying for a wee one but had had a barny on the night of the optimum day for conception... 'Shall we ?' 'Go on then...', did the deed while avoiding eye contact & then after went & sat on the opposite ends of the sofa to watch TV....

That's one of the many many reasons why I love you both

Stylee · Dec 12, 2007

Jonno said:
My mate used to boast that in a morning he could make him and his girlfriend a brew, come back upstairs, make some sweet lovin, and when he'd finished his brew would still be too hot to drink

Personally I wouldn't be boasting if that was me but he seemed happy to.

lol agreed, unless of course he was referring to pleasuring the mrs within the alloted time, in which case thats another story, wouldn't be enough time for me to limber up personally or do my pre sweet luvin lunges and stretches, but different strokes for different folks an all that

T.C · Dec 12, 2007

Stylee said:
Like an odd question but its one ive been pondering for some time.

Have you ever whilst in the throws of passion been hit with the thought of an inanimate object, like a toaster or a teasmaid or summat, reason i ask is i once had the image of a morphy richards alarm clock in my head, which quite stragnely i found both alluring and stimulating.... or do i have issues that need discussing witha professional :$

It was only once mind, and chances are these thoughts were not only chemicaly induced but also metaphorical displays of desire of which i have no clue what they represented (other than an alarm clock)

Anyone else?

~Rob

was she screaming something about cock and your dodgy
speaker-destroyed ancient geriatric ears only heard the word clock?

misstickle · Dec 13, 2007

Stylee said:
Like an odd question but its one ive been pondering for some time.

Have you ever whilst in the throws of passion been hit with the thought of an inanimate object,

What, like a limbless miget??

nathan · Dec 13, 2007

omg

Shooms said:
LOL you are both legends... I've dined out many times on telling the tale you told me on how when you were trying for a wee one but had had a barny on the night of the optimum day for conception... 'Shall we ?' 'Go on then...', did the deed while avoiding eye contact & then after went & sat on the opposite ends of the sofa to watch TV....

That's one of the many many reasons why I love you both

thats pretty shocking lol. Funny as well though

Shooms · Dec 13, 2007

nathan said:
thats pretty shocking lol. Funny as well though

I could be making it up

Amelie · Dec 13, 2007

Shooms said:
I could be making it up

But i know you're not! How do you know he meant to quote you anyhew- he might have meant the first post by Stylee.

Shooms · Dec 13, 2007

Amelie said:
But i know you're not! How do you know he meant to quote you anyhew- he might have meant the first post by Stylee.

LMAO - very true that....

It comes to something when you get into Nathans head & make sense of the random quoting

Besides I was speaking the truth... I do love ya both

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