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Amelie

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...fingering...

To much emphasis these days is placed on too easy a shag (eh Lottie)... how about the old days when you were all excited to get a bit of hairy pie....

And then the next morning ask yer mates to sniff yer finger...

Bring back fingering I say ! Who's with me ?

Although slightly repulsed at your vulgarity, i have to say to some extent i agree with you. That is of course, if you mean what i think you do lol.

Its sad when you've done each 'base', it takes all the excitment out of things sometimes. The best part is the getting to know each other bit deffo, and sometimes kissing for ages is far more erotic than sex anyway. Not knowing how far something is going to go, and if so when, is so bloody fun. All that hand slapping and giving in, ahh- falling in love.

Infact foreplay in general i think most men are shit at. I can't even be arsed to elborate, most just are!
 
Infact foreplay in general i think most men are shit at. I can't even be arsed to elborate, most just are!

I'm fuckin ace....

The trick is a loooooooong teasing buildup :thumbsup:

Oh yeah..... kissing is VASTLY under rated

PS Soz the vulgarity - I'm such a potty mouth... in fact I'm just far too easily bored & easily distracted & will write utter shite just to illicit a reaction :D I might grow up one day
 

lastnightadj

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Good thread Shooms

Some important subjects already covered here

I put it to you that "fingering" went out of fashion with teenagers when "oral/watersports/scat" came in

I blame the internet, many "specialist" sites have a plethora of catagories - but I have never seen one dedicated to fingering :naughty:
 

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...fingering...

To much emphasis these days is placed on too easy a shag (eh Lottie)... how about the old days when you were all excited to get a bit of hairy pie....

And then the next morning ask yer mates to sniff yer finger...

Bring back fingering I say ! Who's with me ?

Ohhhh how can I not reply to this :D ...And well done Shrooms mate, raw point blank honesty straight to the point without beating around the bush... (even tho' a bit of beating round the bush is what were harping on about ere) - Respect to people who tell it like it is :thumbsup:

Anyway, to the heart of the matter.... What i wanna know is, who and when did ppl stop 'flicking the bean' and such??? If ya want some advice 'Don't watch porn and think that's how it should be!' Only a cock hungry slut is gonna just unzip ya mamouth trunk and gag on the fucker!

When it comes to ya girlfriend/wife ya need to play things a bit diff'. In order to turn them into a cock hungry slut that wants to gag on ya one eyed trouser snake without them wanting to shag all ya mates.... ya need to work for it. Get the oils out and spend 30min's relaxing her with a massarge b4 ya start snogging, tease her with ya fingers, but don't touch it too much just yet.... let it build up untill 'BOOM!" ...slut mode :D

If it aint as wet as the main drop of a log-flume when ya slide in..... ya just not doin' it right ;)

....oh.... and as for brining back big bushy snatches.... no thanks! Half the 4 play work can be done if ya mow it 4 her :p plus things like fingers'n faces slide about more ;) ....And if you have ever seen a real closeup of the little buggers that live harmlessly on pube hair.... you'd be far lass likely to try'n swallow the 1 lodged in ya throught.... you'd be hackin' the bugger up 4 all ya worth! :| ...and that just might spoil the mood... so i'll stick to a nice shaven haven with proof of leagality tuff't on the top :thumbsup:
 

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lol :D

you have forgotten the thing that goes hand in hand with the old finger pie shooms. the bush. (as in eee yarr can i finger ya in a bush).

birds round my way were so classy back in the day. a bottle of 20/20 n there was a queue round the bushes near mine to have a dabble.

bring back loose women and bush queues thats what i say :thumbsup:
 

ilovepiano

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I was once in Tasy Spot pizza place in Blackburn one night. This right pissed up girl was in with a couple of lads and one of em whipped her skirt up to reveal that she didn't have any knickers on...

After a bit of groping at the counter she shouted out:

"Look, you're not fingering me in here."

Pure class. :rofl:
 

Stylee

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Im with ya brother,

like my old dad used to say "son, dont touch what ya wouldnt lick, and dont lick what you wouldnt flick"

I was five at the time and he may well have been talking about eating snot, but i feel it counts here :)
 

Amelie

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Im with ya brother,

like my old dad used to say "son, dont touch what ya wouldnt lick, and dont lick what you wouldnt flick"

I was five at the time and he may well have been talking about eating snot, but i feel it counts here :)

Almost deffo the best post ever :king: