makes me chuckle every time
[Dougie Haye s has delivered a giant inflatable penis]
Dodgy Eric: Well what do you think?
Brian Potter: It's not a bouncy castle.
Dodgy Eric: You never said a castle.
Brian Potter: I said I wanted an inflatable.
Dodgy Eric: It is an inflatable.
Brian Potter: Inflatable filth
Jerry St Clair: We're not having that.
Brian Potter: You're damn right Jerry, we're not having that go on take it back.
Dodgy Eric: But Brian...
Brian Potter: It's a family fun day man, there's kiddies running around. They can't go jumping up and down on a love length
Young Kenny: Can't we disguise it?
Brian Potter: Yeah we can, we'll put a wool hat on it and say it's you.
Dodgy Eric: It's not what it looks Brian.
Brian Potter: Not what it looks. Not what it looks. It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else, it's not happening.