Alan Partridge ....

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Some of the ones mentioned already are quality.

Love the one where he's shouting for Dan lol "Dan... DAN DAN DAN DAN" pause "DAN.... DAN..... ummmm think he heard me then? "DAN" :D

"Don't touch me with your fanny" (kitchen firm sex sketch)
 
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'That was Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark with some classic electro-rock from their album 'Architecture and Morality', two subjects I'm sure we could discuss all night. Indeed, the lines are open if you want to call, make a comment on either architecture or morality, two equally hot but differently shaped potatoes'.

I also love the whole gas/scotch egg/ breath convo between him and Lyn.

Jonno is Alan Partridge:condom:
 
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'These are sex people Lynn'.

The one about the difference between a tannoy and a PA.

Cock Piss Partridge.

Come one (girlfriend's name, I forget). Let's be appalling.

That was classic intercourse.

Give me a second series you shit.

Do you like me, sex wise?
Do you like owls?
Have you got your big plate Alan?

(To bloke in Petrol station) Do you fancy a pint later on, no thought not.

To Fernando Partridge on a Saturday afternoon: You sound a bit breathless. In bed with your girlfriend, you're wasting your life.
 
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"Actually Chris Rea lives in the area. I could have had him over.
Alright Chris, I'm having a barbecue, fancy coming over?,
I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar?,
I'd rather you didn't, it's not that kind of area.
Do you like Mini Kiev's?
I love them! But my wife's vegetarian,
Doesn't matter. She can have fish,
No she won't eat that either,
Oh forget it!"
 
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pauly p said:
"Actually Chris Rea lives in the area. I could have had him over.
Alright Chris, I'm having a barbecue, fancy coming over?,
I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar?,
I'd rather you didn't, it's not that kind of area.
Do you like Mini Kiev's?
I love them! But my wife's vegetarian,
Doesn't matter. She can have fish,
No she won't eat that either,
Oh forget it!"
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LMAO.

Me and our kid do 'Forget it!' all the time.

That and 'No Way!' when driving.
 
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"my peep hole pringle is modeled on an s.a.s balaclava"
 

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Everywhere & nowhere baby, that's where I'm at...
www.piraterevival.co.uk
"Lovely stuff. Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin Stevens !"

"I was clincally fed up"

"Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. But this isn't Britain, this is der AutoBahn!"

"Crash ! Bang ! Wallop ! What a video !"

"Lynne... I've trod on a spiiiiiiiiiiiiiike"

"Lynne's a hard worker but shes a bit like Burt Reynolds... shes got a moustache"

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"Don't draw a cock"

"Have you ever shaved your crackling?"

"My five bedroomed bastard house!"

"Hello reception? I was a bit bored so I dismantled my corbi trouser press and I can't put it back together. Will it show up on the bill?"

"No no no! Stop getting Bond wrong!"

"How long did you put it in for? Eight minutes??? It's hotter than the sun!"



Not so much a quote, but how funny is it when he's giving that speech after piercing his foot on a spike, and he keeps stopping to throw up?! Hahaha! pmsl :rofl:
 
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alan with a shower curtain on, tungsten tip screws on his fingers and ritz crackers or summat on his face .....

"im a zombie" :D :D :D
 


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