Alan Partridge ....
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thought i brighten up an otherwise pretty miserable day with the king of comedy himself..... so come on , whats your favorite Partridge shout ...
mine is ......"smell my cheese you mother"
hahaha that is the best one. Micheal has come out with sum good ends
"I once chucked a monkey in the sea."
"It dint Just hit the sea....It bunced af a rock first like"
thought i brighten up an otherwise pretty miserable day with the king of comedy himself..... so come on , whats your favorite Partridge shout ...
mine is ......"smell my cheese you mother"
lol
mine is..." Baaack of the Net ! "
On the same theme mine is................
......" so he gets this lass right and he flips her over an (lyn walks in)......an an funnily enough it lands on all four wheels and drives away"......
Also........"Chinky's alreet cos its race a people an its a food".....
Partridge wise....."half an hour ago I tossed in a pound of mashed dundee cake (into the toilet on the barge)...."especially good if you have elderly relatives".......
"No way you big spastic! You're a mentalist!" 
"You feed beefburgers to swans"
"You make pigs smoke"
"If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who’s also your brother."
"You feed beefburgers to swans"
"You make pigs smoke"
"If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who’s also your brother."
"It flushed on the first yank.... One yank - Gone"
"Access to Dixons" (whole speech)
"Oooooh Ladyboys"
"Access to Dixons" (whole speech)
"Oooooh Ladyboys"
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"It's the skirt thing that goes around the bed !"
"Do you like owls ?"
"Never gonna use them, never gonna use them" (talking about the tungsten tipped screws)
"Knowing me Alan Partridge, sacking you Glen Ponder !"
Blokes like Alan are geniuii (plural of genius )
"Do you like owls ?"
"Never gonna use them, never gonna use them" (talking about the tungsten tipped screws)
"Knowing me Alan Partridge, sacking you Glen Ponder !"
Blokes like Alan are geniuii (plural of genius
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LOL
"Your a dwad, a dosser & if the rumours are to be believed you are back on the boddle"
Partridge is legendary - absolutely love it - there are so many classic lines - just need time to think of em
Here's one to keep ya goin:-
I like the Beatles
Oh really me too, what's ya favourite Beatles ablum?
pffh i would have to say........................... the best of the Beatles
lol - more to follow
Anyone got a battery for an ericsson ?
Class when he turns up at that funeral wearing that Castrol GTX jacket lololol
Here's one to keep ya goin:-
I like the Beatles
Oh really me too, what's ya favourite Beatles ablum?
pffh i would have to say........................... the best of the Beatles
lol - more to follow
Anyone got a battery for an ericsson ?
Class when he turns up at that funeral wearing that Castrol GTX jacket lololol
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lol same episode:-
Now your talkin my language.............................i hope not !!!!!!!!!
Now your talkin my language.............................i hope not !!!!!!!!!
LOL one more... !
"Dr No..... vocal chords..."
Fuckin love that one
Hehehe.....
Oh quality.........well cheered me up this one.......nice one !!!
Although some of my faves have been mentioned but what about when the farmer comes on the radio...
related to the Pigs smoke sketch....lol
"You have big sheds, but nobody?s allowed in, and inside these big sheds are twenty-foot high chickens. Because of all the chemicals you put in them. "
then this is the best bit........hehe
"And these chickens are scared. They don't know why they're so big. They go ? Oh why am I so massive?? And they're looking down on all the other little chickens, and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small ? do you deny that ?
CORKER !!!
Oh quality.........well cheered me up this one.......nice one !!!
Although some of my faves have been mentioned but what about when the farmer comes on the radio...
related to the Pigs smoke sketch....lol
"You have big sheds, but nobody?s allowed in, and inside these big sheds are twenty-foot high chickens. Because of all the chemicals you put in them. "
then this is the best bit........hehe
"And these chickens are scared. They don't know why they're so big. They go ? Oh why am I so massive?? And they're looking down on all the other little chickens, and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small ? do you deny that ?
CORKER !!!
"Those were there when I moved in"
"oooooh I would love to have it off with her, Errrr Sex"
"Who invented the skip?"
"oooooh I would love to have it off with her, Errrr Sex"
"Who invented the skip?"
A bit of class early Partridge from "The Day Today"
YouTube - The Day Today - World Cup 94
"Twat...that was liquid football"
YouTube - The Day Today - World Cup 94
"Twat...that was liquid football"
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