AKA- the best bit of Viz.
A selection of some of my faves from this month's edition:
Alchopopscotch - The nimble-pavement hopping required to aviod stepping in brightly-hues vomit when proceeding down Preston Road, Hull, on a friday night out.
Bachelor's Boomerang- A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.
Hamshank redemption (lol)- A descreet bout of male pleasure whilst trying not to waken up one's cell-mate.
Turkey twizzler- 1, Unappetizing helix of non-descript brown matter of mysterious and sinister provenance, served to children in lieu of real food. 2, A thin, spirriling turd which retains its corkskrew shape even after it has been dropped in the pan.
Ruined- A very attractive feamle whose sex appeal has been has nonetheless been almost entirley nullified by her association with an unsuitable gentleman, Eg, 'Christ, that Billi Piper is a horny chimpoid'. 'yeah, but that ginger twat has been there. Thats ruined it for me'. Other examples incle Catherine Zeta Jones.
Mamnesia- Short period of time after spotting an enormous pair of jugs when one can't seem to remember anything else.
I do like Viz
A selection of some of my faves from this month's edition:
Alchopopscotch - The nimble-pavement hopping required to aviod stepping in brightly-hues vomit when proceeding down Preston Road, Hull, on a friday night out.
Bachelor's Boomerang- A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.
Hamshank redemption (lol)- A descreet bout of male pleasure whilst trying not to waken up one's cell-mate.
Turkey twizzler- 1, Unappetizing helix of non-descript brown matter of mysterious and sinister provenance, served to children in lieu of real food. 2, A thin, spirriling turd which retains its corkskrew shape even after it has been dropped in the pan.
Ruined- A very attractive feamle whose sex appeal has been has nonetheless been almost entirley nullified by her association with an unsuitable gentleman, Eg, 'Christ, that Billi Piper is a horny chimpoid'. 'yeah, but that ginger twat has been there. Thats ruined it for me'. Other examples incle Catherine Zeta Jones.
Mamnesia- Short period of time after spotting an enormous pair of jugs when one can't seem to remember anything else.
I do like Viz
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