favourite 'Chat Up lines'

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whatyadoinsucka

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Up North, pint o tetley
my favourite put down line on a night out

if a girl asks don't I know you

I just say 'yeh, i'm the receptionist at the local VD clinic'


whats your favourite, please note i'd only say this
if there very persistant (even annoyingly so)
 
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Dj M Jaxx

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My friend once said this to a girl

" Do you beleive in love at first sight, or would you like me to walk past you again "

How Cheesie is that :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:


I have a little joke about chat up lines, well sort of

This guy is at a checkout line in a suppermarket

He starts to put his items on to the moving belt

1 tin of tuna,
1 loaf of bread
1 ready meal
1 tin of beans
and so on

The girl behind the till says " hey, your single arn't you
The Guy replies " Yes, how did you guess, was it that I buy my single items ????"

The Girl says " No, it's becauase you are an ugly t*at !!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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whatyadoinsucka

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Up North, pint o tetley
i once had a

girl buy me three double tequila's
(this was after 2 bottles of wine red + white, 6 or 7 pints 9 vodka's)
BLOODY hell i was a piss head at uni

she' then said

'what would you say if i said i wanted to kiss you'


well she pulled.
needless to say, i ended up in bed with her, unfortunately i called her 'sarah' her house mated name, a big no..no, next morning
I was somewhat ill, for a few days
needless to say i've not drunk tequila since
 


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