I've Become English!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it had to happen one day!

I went out lastnight ( nothing new there!) and got drunk ( still nothing new!) but ended up in a bed next to an Englisdh girl! ( new to me!) That in it self is not bad.... but I have had 5 showers and I still feel DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

God how could I! I'm normaly really hard to get!.....................................................

*keels over and dies of shock*

right! I'm off to the cliffs to yell! might make me feel better

*grabs the whiskey oin the way out*

Pixie said:

Why do you feel dirty for being with an Englishwoman Beebok??

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it's not the fact that she is english... it's the fact that I was pissed and in a normal situation ( ie me sober) she would not have had a cat in hell's chance to get me! That is why I'm pissed off and feel dirty ( still to this day actually!)

steh said:

lol Don Juan!!

Its the evils of drink mate

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That is the precise reason why alcohol was invented! To amke people like me soil myself and my good ways!

Oh well... it was an experience.... that I really don't want to relive!

Oh one last thing... she is from Manchester Thought that would make a few of you happy... at least I kept it in the north