IT'S HERE ARF,ARF
right, anyone who's in this has proved over the months/years. that simply they can take a a laugh and i reckon is the BEST quality you can have in life so take this as a backhanded compliment.OKAY.lets not get worked up or upset over it as it;s the internet and NOT i repeat NOT real life.this does not have any bearing on real life. OKAY.(if anyone tells you it does, then there not plugged in, and you can trust me on that) do not take any of this to heart. even i make a cameo appearence in it and it's less than flattering.
que the voice of davinia mccall
"well helllo fans, and welcome to the first annual old skool anthemz big brother. now you've met me, lets meet the contestants and get on with the show."
Grad - Early 30's and Leyther. Self acclaimed intellectual of the bunch. University educated and from the posh part of Leigh(is there any?)
Shooms - EArly 30's This big strapping brummie works "darn sarf" and is rumoured to like a pie and a pint.
Superfreak - Late 20's EArly 30's Professiional Scouser and fond of "dressing up"
Cam - Early 30's - Was once meant to be a bit of a "mover and a shaker" some years back in his native Wigan, is now a sodden old cider lush residing somewhere in the North of Scotland. Hobbies include Drinking and Stooling when drunk.
Johnny Pink - Mid 20's and Warrigtonian, rumoured not to be aware of which side his bread is buttered yet.
Miss Tickle - Mid 20's - Professional left winger. notes chaining herself to Greenham Common fences and smuggling in Latvian asylum seekers as her main hobbies in life.
Steadman Scott - Mid Teens - The baby of the bunch, is about to sit his GCSE's in Home Economics and Woodwork. First time away from home on his own.
Sirius - mid 20's The loner of the group. Lists right wing politics,training shoes and masturbating over internet porn as his main hobbies
Valentinadobe - late 20's Former girlfriend of well known DJ. Rumoured to be a bit of a goer and it is also rumoured that she has been strategically placed in the show by the producers to add a bit of "spice" to it. Bookies favourite to go all the way.
AB45 - mid 60's the elder statesman of the group and essex wide boy. . is that old he can remember when cockneys went to sarfend for their hols instead of living there.
Akinwale Arobieke age unknown(Purple Acky) - Tall,Dark,Menacing. of nigerian extraction. akinwale states that he would prefer not to reveal what his "hobbies" are at this stage.
Are you ready? arf,arf,arf
Days 1 - 5 coming before the weekend. I promise this time.
right, anyone who's in this has proved over the months/years. that simply they can take a a laugh and i reckon is the BEST quality you can have in life so take this as a backhanded compliment.OKAY.lets not get worked up or upset over it as it;s the internet and NOT i repeat NOT real life.this does not have any bearing on real life. OKAY.(if anyone tells you it does, then there not plugged in, and you can trust me on that) do not take any of this to heart. even i make a cameo appearence in it and it's less than flattering.
que the voice of davinia mccall
"well helllo fans, and welcome to the first annual old skool anthemz big brother. now you've met me, lets meet the contestants and get on with the show."
Grad - Early 30's and Leyther. Self acclaimed intellectual of the bunch. University educated and from the posh part of Leigh(is there any?)
Shooms - EArly 30's This big strapping brummie works "darn sarf" and is rumoured to like a pie and a pint.
Superfreak - Late 20's EArly 30's Professiional Scouser and fond of "dressing up"
Cam - Early 30's - Was once meant to be a bit of a "mover and a shaker" some years back in his native Wigan, is now a sodden old cider lush residing somewhere in the North of Scotland. Hobbies include Drinking and Stooling when drunk.
Johnny Pink - Mid 20's and Warrigtonian, rumoured not to be aware of which side his bread is buttered yet.
Miss Tickle - Mid 20's - Professional left winger. notes chaining herself to Greenham Common fences and smuggling in Latvian asylum seekers as her main hobbies in life.
Steadman Scott - Mid Teens - The baby of the bunch, is about to sit his GCSE's in Home Economics and Woodwork. First time away from home on his own.
Sirius - mid 20's The loner of the group. Lists right wing politics,training shoes and masturbating over internet porn as his main hobbies
Valentinadobe - late 20's Former girlfriend of well known DJ. Rumoured to be a bit of a goer and it is also rumoured that she has been strategically placed in the show by the producers to add a bit of "spice" to it. Bookies favourite to go all the way.
AB45 - mid 60's the elder statesman of the group and essex wide boy. . is that old he can remember when cockneys went to sarfend for their hols instead of living there.
Akinwale Arobieke age unknown(Purple Acky) - Tall,Dark,Menacing. of nigerian extraction. akinwale states that he would prefer not to reveal what his "hobbies" are at this stage.
Are you ready? arf,arf,arf
Days 1 - 5 coming before the weekend. I promise this time.