I have got a major spider problem!!!!
I'm moving house in a month or so, so i decided to clear out the garage yesterday cos the more i can get done now, the less i'll have to do when i move. So, me and my son emptied the garage and put it all in the car to take to the tip, first journey no problem, then on the second trip there, my son starts screaming, i looked over and crawling across the passenger door is the biggest mo fo spider EVER!!!!!!!!!! This baby was tarantulaesque!!!!!!!!!
So i stopped the car in the middle of the road and we both lept out my door. Now it's gotta be serious when you would rather take your chances with oncoming traffic than the spider!! After 10 minutes or so we got back in and made haste to the tip to get the stuff out, thankfully a kind chap who worked there removed most of the stuff for us so we didn't have to touch it. Although at one point my boy pointed at something on my t-shirt, thankfully before i'd removed it completely he said it wasn't actually the spider!!!
So we drove back home, still proper scared of this beast which could possibly still be in the car. When we got back we cleared out the entire car and hoovered everywhere, thinking if it didn't go out with the rubbish, it'll have gone now!!!!!!!!!
Anyway!!!!!!!!!! I went to get in my car before, opened the back door to put something in, and there was a web across the door!!!!!!!! The 10lb arachnid must be lurking somewhere, but i've no idea where!!!!!!!!!
WTF am i gonna do, it's moved into my car, set up home, possibly breeding for all i know!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna have to sell the car i think, i can't drive it without feeling something crawling all over me. My mum had the suggestion of trapping a bird in there to get it like the old woman who swallowed a fly!!!!!!!!!!
I'm moving house in a month or so, so i decided to clear out the garage yesterday cos the more i can get done now, the less i'll have to do when i move. So, me and my son emptied the garage and put it all in the car to take to the tip, first journey no problem, then on the second trip there, my son starts screaming, i looked over and crawling across the passenger door is the biggest mo fo spider EVER!!!!!!!!!! This baby was tarantulaesque!!!!!!!!!
So i stopped the car in the middle of the road and we both lept out my door. Now it's gotta be serious when you would rather take your chances with oncoming traffic than the spider!! After 10 minutes or so we got back in and made haste to the tip to get the stuff out, thankfully a kind chap who worked there removed most of the stuff for us so we didn't have to touch it. Although at one point my boy pointed at something on my t-shirt, thankfully before i'd removed it completely he said it wasn't actually the spider!!!
So we drove back home, still proper scared of this beast which could possibly still be in the car. When we got back we cleared out the entire car and hoovered everywhere, thinking if it didn't go out with the rubbish, it'll have gone now!!!!!!!!!
Anyway!!!!!!!!!! I went to get in my car before, opened the back door to put something in, and there was a web across the door!!!!!!!! The 10lb arachnid must be lurking somewhere, but i've no idea where!!!!!!!!!
WTF am i gonna do, it's moved into my car, set up home, possibly breeding for all i know!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna have to sell the car i think, i can't drive it without feeling something crawling all over me. My mum had the suggestion of trapping a bird in there to get it like the old woman who swallowed a fly!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha quality! 
