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Thread: Reasons It's Better To Be A Man

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    Reasons It's Better To Be A Man

    Phone conversations last 30 seconds
    You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
    A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
    Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
    You can open all your own jars
    Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight
    When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of
    someone crying
    You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go
    You can go to the bathroom alone
    Your last name stays put
    You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
    You can kill your own food
    The garage is all yours
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
    You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
    You never have to clean the toilet
    You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
    Wedding plans take care of themselves
    If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
    Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3
    None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
    You don't have to shave below your neck
    You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night
    If you're 34 and single, no one notices
    Chocolate is just another snack
    Three pair of shoes are more than enough
    You can say anything and not worry about what people think
    You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
    Car mechanics tell you the truth
    You don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice your new haircut
    You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me"
    One mood, all the time
    You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve yourself to look like him
    Same work........more pay
    Gray hair and wrinkles add character
    Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental 100 bucks
    You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
    You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's
    If you retain water, it is in a canteen
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
    If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room
    You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny

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    Re: Reasons It's Better To Be A Man

    Originally posted by The Joker
    Phone conversations last 30 seconds
    You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
    You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
    If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room
    You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny
    i particularly liked them, the last one actually did make me laugh
    maybe im just shallow but to set up a dog then launch it is funny to me

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    especially when they have a little bow in their hair!!!!


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