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Thread: new pit crew

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    new pit crew

    Modena, Italy:
    The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday.
    The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of
    the British Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed
    youths from Liverpool.
    The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
    unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
    less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
    crew can only do it in 8 seconds.
    This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as
    most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over
    other teams.
    However, Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crews first
    practice session; not only were "da scousers" able to change the tyres in
    under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had
    sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen Stella's and a gram
    of Charlie.
    "here i go again its time to start my badness its funny somehow it seems ive had this same old summer maddness"

    "I've seen a rich man beg, I've seen a good man sin, I've seen a tough man cry, I've seen a loser win, And a sad man grin, I heard an honest man lie, I've seen the good side of bad, And the downside of up, And everything between, I licked the silver spoon, Drank from the golden cup, And smoked the finest green"

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    Class m8 puer class

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