walking the dog you have to do it
take the dog for a walk and getting collared by a complete stranger who wants to talk dogs, and then they invite themselves into to your walk and tag along and continue to ask you questions that you know but really you struggle to answer them, and the whole time you keep saying to yourself they know they know I'm off my nut
. and cant wait to get home to your safty room and worry about the next time you bump into them .
bumping into someone you know
always happens, you have sneaked out to get some much wanted supplies that has taken you a 4hr build up to get out there and get them and then it happens you bump into someone you know who is a straight head and they ask you if you are OK and you follow the question with a string of bullshit like "oh i wasn't well last night really didn't sleep well and I'm really knackered etc" and again your saying to your self they know they know.
trying to sleep with that tune still in your head
This always happens to me, every one's gone you feel real tired and think your gonna sleep until you start humming that tune in your head over and over and over again, you try to stop it but it starts again and becomes a vicious circle
and for some reason putting your head under the pillow does not work.
Sunday lunch mums
The night b4 you tell ya self your gonna be good, it don't happen cus you have no self control, cus your mad for it,but you try real hard and try to convince yourself i will just have a bit and no more after a certain time, b4 you know it it 5 in the morning
and dare not look in the mirror and now you start thinking of bullshit excuses not to go for lunch but because you have no self control you have used them all b4 and put off the Sunday lunch so many times you have no choice but to go .
You get there and your mum is going on at you and keeps asking if you are OK,
which kicks the para in and the heart's racing, and then the same old bullshit starts, you start saying you wernt to well last night, and even lie so much you say you didn't even go out lol as you felt so rough and your guts are propa off etc lol.
Then the food comes to the table "fuck me that's one dry looking Yorkie pud" after an hr of shoving your food round the plate and hiding bits under each other to make it look like you even tried to eat it, your mum say leave it if your poorly
you say your goodbyes and get the hell out of there at 100mph .
dog shit
You have been out gotten into your usual mess
and invite loads of friends back
, you open the door to find the dog as shit, now he has not just done one dump, because you have been out and had some fun he has decided to do the through the house and do one of his special styleeeee continual shittttts which goes from room to room
, and you have to pile your mates into a safe zone, holding there noses while you deal with the deed and leaves you on your hands and knees for at least 3/4 of hr doing some real scrubbing and retching and convince yourself the smell is going, beleive me you know who your real mates are if this happens because they stay .