If Men Wrote Problem Pages

[Cazza]

IF MEN WROTE PROBLEM PAGES
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn’t know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no annoying requests for foreplay. What this means is that you don’t love your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I’m not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you’ve forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

[The Frog Meister]

*sigh *

If only.... If only they'd listen!!!!!!

[The Joker]

Originally posted by Beebock
*sigh *

If only.... If only they'd listen!!!!!!

Only in ur dreams m8!!! :p :p :p

j/j btw!!!

[The Frog Meister]

Originally posted by The Joker


Only in ur dreams m8!!! :p :p :p

j/j btw!!!

If only I lived in a dream..... lalalalalala
I would be the happiest man on earth...... lalalalalala...

:p