CHP and the little old lady from Florida

[The Joker]

A California Highway Patrolman pulls over a car with Florida plates for speeding. As he approaches, he notices the occupants are an elderly couple, the driver a little old lady barely able to see over the steering wheel. When he asks her for her liccense, she turns to her husband. "What did he say?" Her husband shouts "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."

The patrolman feels sorry for the couple and decides to let her off with a warning. "I see your from Florida." The little old lady asks her husband again, "What did he say?" Her husband yells "HE SAYS YOUR FROM FLORIDA."

The little old lady nods her head as the patrolman gives back her license. He smiles at the husband. "I'm going to let you folks off with a warning, but I have to tell you, man to man, the worst piece of ass I ever had was in Florida." The husband laughs and the patrolman starts to walk back to his car when the little old lady asks "What did he say?"

The patrolman's jaw drops when her husband yells, "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."