To make a woman happy you must be...

[Shooms]

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
7. an educator
8. a cook
9. a gardner
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organised
24. tidy
25. very clean
27. athletic
28. affectionate
29. affable
30. attentive
31. ambitious
32. amenable
33. articulate
34. bold
35. brave
36. creative
37. courageous
38. complimentary
39. capable
40. decisive
41. intelligent
42. imaginative
43. interesting
44. prudent
45. patient
46. polite
47. passionate
48. respectful
49. sweet
50. strong
51. skilful
52. supportive
53. sympathetic
54. tolerant
55. understanding
56. someone who loves shopping
57. someone who doesn't make problems
58. someone who never looks at other women
59. very rich

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU :

60. are neither jealous nor disinterested
61. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them
than with her
62. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she
goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO :

63. Not forget the dates of:
* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
* graduation
* birthday
* menstruation

However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you are
not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel
overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run
off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bonviveur she meets...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Let him have sex with you

[fugjostle]

heh

Its funny cause its true

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Fug

[The Joker]

Aye never a truer word spoken in them m8!!

[Pixie]

Fekkin class m8 !!!!

Top one that - I think I'm gonna use this if I ever need to *ahem* audition for a new man !!! j/k Ben!!

Shoom - do you have competencies to go with these at all