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19th July 2002, 03:42 PM
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| Crap Jokes Part 3 Q. Where would you find a duck with no legs? A. Where you left it. Q. What's black and white and eats like a horse? A. A zebra! Q. What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A. A happy pit bull. Q. What's pink and hard? A. A pig with a flick knife. Q. What do you call a bear with no paw? A. Rupert the bastard. Q. What do you call some bears with no ears? A. B. Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer A. Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers. Q. What's grey, wrinkled, and has a trunk? A. A mouse going on holiday. Q. Why don't blind people sky-dive? A. Because it scares their dogs. Q. What's green and hard? A. A frog with tattoos. Q. What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls? A. Sparky. Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a hedgehog? A. A prick that stays up all night. Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb. Q. What's big, red, and slimy? A. An inside-out elephant. Q. Why do elephants have big ears? A. Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. Q. What do you call an elephant's tampon? A. A sheep. Q. Why do elephants have trunks? A. Because sheep don't have strings. Q. Why do elephants wear sandles? A. So that they don't sink in the sand. Q. Why do elephants paint their toenails red? A. So they can hide in cherry trees. Q. How did Tarzan die? A. Picking cherries. Q. Why do ostriches stick their heads in the ground? A. To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandles. Q. How do you make a dead elephant float? A. Well, you hire a large lorry, put 10 dead elephants on top, decorate it, add a sound system, some dancers...
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20th July 2002, 12:48 AM
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| i personally laffed at several of these Q. Why do elephants have big ears? A. Because Noddy won't pay the ransom fuck me thats funny Q. What do you call a bear with no paw? A. Rupert the bastard lol a bit un-PC but still funny, had 2 read it twice Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb lol |
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