Crap Jokes Part 1

[fugjostle]

Q. Why is it so bad being an egg?
A. You only get laid once, eaten once, it takes 15 minutes to get hard, 3 minutes to go soft, and the only chick who will sit on your face is your mother.

Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.

Q. Why did the pervert cross the road?
A. He had his willy stuck in the chicken.

Q. What's the difference between light and hard?
A. It's not as difficult to sleep with the light on.

Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.

Q. Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?
A. Because Ken comes in a different box.

Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q. What's the difference between a 69 and driving in fog?
A. Driving in fog you can never see the arsehole in front of you.

Q. What is the difference between a prostitute and a bumpy road?
A. The bumpy road knackers your tyres and the prostitute tires your knackers.

Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mum.

[The Joker]

They r bad indeedy!!