Next time you're flying...

[ilovepiano]

Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seatmate who keeps
talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?

Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to
enjoy your well-earned privacy:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop and open it.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the annoying guy can clearly see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep
breath

6. Open the following web address:

http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf

[stetheboro]

I had a woman watching my laptop screen one time whilst I was on the plane, so I put on the movie Visitor Q and skipped to the part with a guy screwing a corpse