Cost Effectiveness

[*M*A*R*C*U*S*]

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local
Golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you
mind If I join you? My partner didn't turn up.' 'Sure,' they said, 'You're
Welcome.'

So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of
The newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the
Newcomer, 'What do you do for a living?' 'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.

'You're joking!' was the response. 'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into
His golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a
Large telescopic sight. 'Here are my tools.' 'That's a beautiful telescopic
Sight,' said the other friend, 'Can I take a look? I think I might be
Able to see my house from here.'

So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of
His house. 'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I
Can see right in the window.' 'Wow,I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha
Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with
Her...... He's naked, too!!!

He turned to the hitman, 'How much do you charge for a hit?' 'I'll do a
flat Rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.' 'Can
you Do two for me now?' 'Sure, what do you want?' 'First, shoot my wife,
she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.' 'Then the neighbour,
he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.'

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a
few Minutes. 'Are you going to do it or not?' said the frie nd imp atiently.
'Just be patient,' said the hit man calmly, 'I think I can save you a
grand Here.....'

[Ozmeister]

Now thats funny

[Candyman]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats awsome keep'em commin' fella

[Jamie Lee]

That's pretty ace that is. Cheers