Ozzies!

[Entropy92]

An Australin bloke is driving home from work one afternoon over Sydney bridge when he sees his girlfriend getting ready to jump off, he pulls over "christ sheila" he says "what ya doin??" she replies "ive just found out youve got me pregnant and ive decided to kill myself!" the man chuckles to himself and says "Well stone me, not only are you a good shag, but your a bloody good sport to!"

[Candyman]

lol