A Man and a Bum

[The Joker]

A bum approaches a man passing by for money.

Man: “Are you going to use it to buy booze?”

Bum: “No.”

Man: “Will you use it to buy cigarettes?”

Bum: “No, sir.”

Man: “Are you going to gamble it away?”

Bum: “Why, no!”

Man: “Then will you come home with me and show my wife what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, smoke, or gamble?”