Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men !!!!

[The Joker]

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this
weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place
before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE :Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a
female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[Joldskool]

[The Joker]

glad they hit the spot hun!! I've got them memorised plus a few more

[MANC]

Originally Posted by The Joker

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
?
MISERABLE HUMOURLESS FUCKIN SLUT WHO AIN'T EVEN THAT NICE ANYWAY : Sorry. I'm having a headache this
weekend.
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You can be cheeky fucks sometimes you ladies

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by MANC

You can be cheeky fucks sometimes you ladies

that we can

[Stylee]

Phone rings and billy picks up the phone:-

Him : Hello

Her : Hi how are you, we havent spoke in a while i thought id....

Him butting in : sorry im not available at the moment, Please leave a messege after the tone and i will get back to you beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeep

nuff said

we aint clever about it we just adapt to the situation andhope for the best lol

[T.C]

gotta redress the balance for the lads
comebacks to comebacks

actually these sort of ones crack me up just as much, all good fun



Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a fcuk where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.

[Stylee]

Originally Posted by T.C

gotta redress the balance for the lads
comebacks ro comebacks

actually these sort of ones crack me up just as much, all good fun



Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a fcuk where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.

LMAO

i like

[Candyman]

Lmfao!!!!!!!! Love it all

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by T.C

gotta redress the balance for the lads
comebacks to comebacks

actually these sort of ones crack me up just as much, all good fun



Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a fcuk where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.

:r ofl::rof l:

top come backs

[Joldskool]

Originally Posted by MANC

You can be cheeky fucks sometimes you ladies

......ooooh I agree!! witnessed some rite tasteful<term losely used lmao.... 'things' <female specimens.......
these dayz tho find it not so much a gender issue , ANYONE is capable/willing of being cheeky (rude/disrespectful)
regardless of dangley bits...lol.... tis' the dicorum/manners that go with it ....thats th'ard bit BUT.....
tis' a great way to afirm just how large one's 'dangley bits' really ARE !!! .....funny as ........

[Candyman]

Jo - 'Please' confurm that i am indeed correct with thinking that what you mean to say is.... If you have dicorum & manners you are more likely to have larger 'dangley' bits?

Thank you

[MANC]

Originally Posted by Candyman

Jo - 'Please' confurm that i am indeed correct with thinking that what you mean to say is.... If you have dicorum & manners you are more likely to have larger 'dangley' bits?

Thank you

thanks for the translation candyman



less of the cheek Joanie