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| mishap This guy walks into a bar and sees a jar full of 20s sitting on a shelf. "Hey" He says to the bartender. "What is that for?" "Oh, I have 3 tasks, and if you complete them, you get the money!" "How much does it cost?" "20 bucks." The man decides to go for it and slips the 20 bucks in the jar. "So what must I do?" "First, you have to drink 20 shots in a row, then go out back and pull out my dogs soar tooth, hes very feriousious, then you must go up to my grandmother who hasnt had a orgasm in 80 years and give her one." The guy goes along and has the 20 shots. After doing so, he goes to the backyard, no one is watching but they hear the dog howling and screeching in pain. Everyone assumes the guy did it. He comes back and replies, "Ok, now wheres the grandma with a soar tooth?" jayne x |
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| Noice 1 m8
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| Ha Ha Ha, top one m8!!
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