Lottie catches a taxi last weekend...

[Shooms]

... & realises that she's left her purse in the pub.

When the taxi pulls up by the piss-stained mattress outside her front garden she confesses this to the driver.... 'but' she says 'can I pay you in any other way ?'

With this she slowly lifts up her skirt...

'Fuck me lass' says the taxi driver 'haven't you got anything smaller ?!'

[lottie]

Originally Posted by Shooms

... & realises that she's left her purse in the pub.

When the taxi pulls up by the piss-stained mattress outside her front garden she confesses this to the driver.... 'but' she says 'can I pay you in any other way ?'

With this she slowly lifts up her skirt...

'Fuck me lass' says the taxi driver 'haven't you got anything smaller ?!'

sling it sweetheart i dont do skirts

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by lottie

sling it sweetheart i dont do skirts

true true... it's difficult to wear em when yer labia hangs below yer knees

I love you

[lottie]

Originally Posted by Shooms

true true... it's difficult to wear em when yer labia hangs below yer knees

I love you

carry on shitrat and u,ll be wearing your bollocks for earings