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| Getting Married!!! Getting married >> >>I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been >>dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. >> >>There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful >>younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very >>tight >>miniskirts, and generally >>was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, >>and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because >>she >>never did it when she was near anyone else. >> >>One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to >>check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she >>whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me >>that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just >>once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. >> >>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm >>going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just >>come >>up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up >> >>the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline >>straight to the front door. >> >>I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and >>behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With >> >>tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are >>very >>happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better >>man >>for our daughter. Welcome to the family." >> >>And the moral of this story is: >>"Always keep your condoms in your car." |
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| Haha!! ![]() |
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| superb
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| .....Sent that to the mother in law! Cheers
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