A business man enters a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the barman to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that, he again peeks into his shirt pocket and orders another drink. The barman says 'look mate, I'll bring you drink all night long-but youve got to tell me why you keep looking in side your shirt pocket before I get you a refill. The business man replies 'Im looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look goos, I know its time to go home'
