Signs Of Being A Grown Up

[betty spaghetti]

1) Your houseplants are alive, and you cant smoke any of them
2) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question
3) You keep more food than beer in your fridge
4) 6.00AM is the time when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5) You hear your favorite tune in an elevator
6) You watch the weather channel
7) Your friends marry and divirce instead of 'hook up' and 'break up'
8) You go from 180 days holiday to 14
9) Jeans and Tshirt no longer qualify for 'dressed up'
10) Youre the one calling the police because those f*@+ing kids wont turn the stereo down
11) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you
12) You dont know what time McDonalds closes any more
13) Your car insurance comes down, but your car payments go up
14) You feed your cat Whiskas instead of leftover Maccy Ds
15) Sleeping on the sofa makes your back hurt
16) You take naps from noon to 6PM
17) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, not just the beggining of one
18) Eating a KFC bucket at 3AM would severely upset your stomach, not settle it.
19) If your a female, you go to the chemist and get Nurofen and Andrews Antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests
20) A 1.99 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'
21) You actually eat breakfast at breakfast time
22) 'I cant drink the way I used to...' replaces 'Im never going to drink that much again'
23) 90% of the time you spend at the computer is actually for real work
24) When you find out your friend is pregnant, you congratulate her instead of saying 'Oh s*@t What happened!?'
25) You read this entire list looking desperatley for one sign that doesnt apply to and cant find one!