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| Beats snowballing ! A girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's her turn to buy a round, she tells him of a wonderful new drink that he simply must try. She returns with the usual lager for herself but for him she has two glasses and a salt shaker. One glass contains a measure of Baileys, the other has lime juice. "Okay, what you have to do is put a large pinch of salt on your tongue, swig the Baileys, hold it in your mouth and then drink the lime juice". He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go. First the salt.......fine, he handles that. Next the Baileys.......lovely, smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.............a bit odd with the salt though. Then he takes the lime juice. After 1 second = the cream in the Baileys curdles... After 3 seconds = Boyfriend's face turns the color of the lime juice... After 6 seconds = Boyfriend calms his stomach and swallows the gunge... After 8 seconds = She whispers in his ear "It's called Blowjobs Revenge"
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| you tried one ??? ![]() |
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