Hillary's pregnant!

[The Joker]

While on the New York Senate campaign trail, the First Lady starts feeling nauseous in the morning. She sees a specialist who confirms her worst fears, she's pregnant. Furious, the First Lady dials the President's private line on her cell phone. When the President answers, she lets him have it.

"You bastard, I'm pregnant!"

The President is taken aback. "What?"

"I said I'm pregnant, you bastard," responds the First Lady.

On the other end comes a pause. Then the President asks: "Who is this?"