Dwarves & the House of Ill Repute

[The Joker]

Two dwarves after a busy film shoot in Hollywood decide to go on a night on the town. They finish the night in a whore house, and after selecting a blonde and a redhead, end up in adjoining rooms. The one dwarf is embarrassed to find that the evenings drinking has left him humiliated, unable to perform, while he can hear his buddy in the next room going at it forever. Through the thin walls he hears his buddy grunt "…one, two, three…..ummph!" Over and over and over again.

Afterwards, in a taxi on their way home, the one dwarf confesses. "Gee, I was so drunk I couldn’t get it up!"

His friend snorts. "You think that’s bad? I couldn’t even get up on the bed!"

[Dj M Jaxx]

Rolf lmfao

[glazzy]

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