Ha haaaaa

[Vickles]

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she was a married woman.

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you £100 if you let me have you." The girl refused, so Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her husband. So she called her husband and told him the story. Her husband said, "Ask him for £200 but pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his trousers down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his wife to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the husband calls and asked what happened.

"The b*stard used £1 coins," the wife replied

[betty spaghetti]

LMAO

[Saysay]

LMAO! Haha, nice one!

[tricky nicky]

chuckle chuckle

[leonpride]

fantastic

[Davey]

lol very funny...can u imagine if he had used 2p's

[biggz]

ha ha!!! a couple of £100 notes would have been long enough for me.
nice 1 vickles

[Squirrel]

Quality

[jack'd]

lol.. he got his moneys worth

[blue jammer]

Originally Posted by jack'd

lol.. he got his moneys worth

He should have used 5p's and glued them down

[ilovepiano]

Originally Posted by blue jammer

He should have used 5p's and glued them down

LMFAO!!!!

[Northern Star]

quality

[very puddled]

ha ha ha

[GBUK]

hehe, nice1