There a horse sitting in the corner of a bar...

[gary_gurner11]

a man walks into the bar and sees a horse sitting there in the ocrner with a box of 20 pound notes, he approches the bar and asks the bartender, whats going on, the bartender replies "you pay the horse a score and if you can make the horse laugh, you win the box of money, so he sits there has a few drinks and decides what to say to the horse. He then goes up, pays his score and whispers something in the horse's ear and then the horse burst out laughing, and the man walks away with the cash, three weeks later the mans returns to the pub and the horse is there again with a big box of cash, the man then asks the bartender whats going on, and he says "ay, you were the fella that won last time, well this time u got to make the horse cry," so he sits there has has a few more beverages and then he walks up to the horse pays his score and then goes into the toilet with the horse, one minute later the horse comes out crying, the fella walks out with a smile on his face and then goes to head out the bar, the bartender shouts " 'ere you have won that twice now, how did u do it?" The fella replies "first time i said i had a bigger cock than him and the second time i proved it"

cracked me up that did