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| Brilliant Blonde A blonde calls her boyfriend and says: "Please come over here and help >me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it >started." > > >Boyfriend asks: "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" > >Blonde says: "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." > >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him >in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. > >He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her >and >says: "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able >to > >assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." > >Then he takes her hand and says: "Second, I want you to relax. Let's >have a nice cup of tea, and then........" he sighs > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >let's put all these Frosties back in the box."
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| LOL!! ![]()
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| Lmao! f'kin' awsome |
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| it's about rite lol ![]() |
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| haha like it! ![]() |
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