Symptons of being over 30

[Squirrel]

1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush".
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>2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going
>clubbing the night before.
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>3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start
>dreaming of having a son who might instead.
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>4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property
>section.
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>5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.
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>6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.
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>7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them
>because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.
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>8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.
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>9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of
>the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving
>Properties of most of the things that are in it.
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>10. You start to worry about your parents' health.
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>11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to
>buy costs between 200 and 500 quid.
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>12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace
>And Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your
>children.
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>13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.
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>14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really
>nice half-bottle of house red.
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>15. You always have enough milk in.
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>16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go
>clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the
>mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.
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>17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time
>Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in.
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>18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.
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>19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.
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>20. You wish you had a shed.
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>21. You have a shed.
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>22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that
>anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in
>my day...."
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>23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has
>some really interesting guests on.
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>24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the
>bus,You tut at rowdy school children.
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>25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.
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>26.You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me

[simzzzz]

most of them sound familiar god I am starting to feel old coming on this web site lately

[very puddled]

oh my god i agree with them all. im turnin in to my MOTHER. .................

[Duke]

most r spot on (god i wish i was young again)

[EDEN]

Oh dear...I'm only 26 and most of them ring true

[EDEN]

Originally Posted by Squirrel

While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in.

This one doesnt count though cos I defy anyone to say they haven't watched this on a come down..

[Sam]

Oh my god, i can relate to them all, its official, i am old

[nowthen]

most of them just mean you are turning into a boring cnut / gayer, not that ya gettin old.

Havin said that....I have noticed i have radio 2 on at work nearly all day recently tho.

[squeeze cheese]

will know when im old when i hear sl2 /baby d /lfo etc on capital gold

[wezbash]

yep they sound true