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| Did you hear... .... about the prostitute who liked bondage & 70's chewy chocolate bars & inserting hoods up her chuff ? It was a Texan chained whore mask in her ![]() I just made that up ![]() I'm here all day ![]()
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| u are so wrong sometimes it's just right ![]()
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| Poor, v poor. It's as bad as that one about the two prawns - Christian & Bob, and the cod that grants wishes. |
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| Or a hairy lip squid ![]() My proper proper favourite of all time (which I can only sit & admire the genius behind it) is... Devout Hindu Gandhi spent most of his life walking barefoot & his feet naturally got very hard & tough, he also ate very little which made his bones brittle... this diet also gave him bad breath... He was a super calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis ! ![]()
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