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    The Birds and The ....Spiders?

    A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

    "That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.

    "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."

    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.

    "Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in OUR garden!"

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    aahhhh the poor daddy long legs

    i don't like 'em though i usually get the dog to eat them

    jayne x

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    That sounds like the best way 2 deal with em!!!

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    ha ha proper lil madam

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