Have you ever wondered?

[Pixie]

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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> > > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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> > > Why you never see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
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> > > Why abbreviated is such a long word?
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> > > Why it is that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
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> > > Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dishwashing
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> > > Liquid made with real lemons?
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> > > Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
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> > > Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
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> > > When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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> > > Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
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> > > Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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> > > Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
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> > > Why they're called apartments when they're all stuck together?
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> > > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[glazzy]

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

hehe, i definatly do that

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

do cats reall eat the mice? i thought they just killed 'em then gave them to u as a pressie...unless they r wild cats

jayne x

[The Frog Meister]

Originally posted by Pixie

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Because of the vitamin D that pixels the skin, and the hair does not hav any!

> > > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Because they need a reference spot!!! Nah it's to pull the skin ( doesn't work when you are old tho!)

> > > Why you never see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Because they are all fakes!

> > > Why abbreviated is such a long word?

You are only allowed to abbreviate once you have learnt to spell the sucker!

> > > Why it is that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

Microsoft, 'Nuff said!

> > > Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dis8hwashing
> > > Liquid made with real lemons?

Because we take better care of our machines then we do our tast b8uds!!!!
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> > > Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?

Because everyone is "rushing" to go home! and thus creating accidents that inturn turn it into a traffic jam!!!!!!! * Beebock spent 30 minutes in one this morning *

> > > Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Because..... hermm...... The little vermines hide their tast and they probably tast like chicken anyway!!!!

> > > When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Humans....... I swear!!!!! They count the number of people throwing up after!!!!! WOW Only 15 out of 30!!!!! Tht is a LOT better then te other. Then they measure hair falling ratio to see for hte " improve the coat" side of the product!!!!

> > > Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

His revenge to the world!!! *Noah* Those fuckers made me build an arche.... I was happy with my bottle!!! the are all going to PAY!!!!!

> > > W2hy they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

So that they are sure that the poison works!!!! and not just an illness!

> > > Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Because they are not in the washing machine!!!!

> > > Why they're called apartments when they're all stuck together?

It comes from the words apart as in divided and the french 8word "ment" which is lying ( honest!) and thus they are LYING to you about being apart!!!!!!

> > > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Because years ago people with terminal illnesses used to try and fly places!!!!! thus, TERMINAL!!!! Ok that one was a bit on the skin of the teeth side!

[BEN-JAMMIN']

Originally posted by glazzy


hehe, i definatly do that

do cats reall eat the mice? i thought they just killed 'em then gave them to u as a pressie...unless they r wild cats

jayne x

my mothers cats ive been lookin after over the past week, half eats half plays. i've been left a headless one, one with it's eye hangin out and i managed to save a third from the cats gob only to be bitten by the little bastard.

as for cat food, how did 9 out of 10 cats tell there owners they loved whiskas. did they do a survey? i doubt it.