God bless the British Public !

[Shooms]

Excerpts from messages on The Queen Mum's Book of Remembrance:

"When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually
I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot imagine that I will ever
smile for the rest of my life, but I will probably break that one
too". A.Christie,Hendon.
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"She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are sh*t"
J.Clement. Grantham.
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"I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very
badly" D.Holmes, Somerset.
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"She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she
was visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a
visit to the cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give
in to the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she
was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed
herself later though, it was sickening". B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
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"She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover". L. J.Worthington,
Penrith.
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"I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the
*dayoff". S.Wilson, Bristol
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"How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the
Royal family without being accused of being homosexual". J. Fletcher,
High Wycombe.
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"Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool
*to experiment with drugs". E. Franks, Cheshire.
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"On behalf on all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences".
T.Watson, Ilford.
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"Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive
around The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists". Y.
Howell, Slough.
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"Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman
should have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was
her mother?" W.Waugh, Richmond
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"It is such a loss, God has sh*t on our heads".
K. O'Neil, Inverness.
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"I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback put an end to
her public duties". N. Wallace, Swansea.
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"I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this
terrible event" E. Thompson, West Lothian.
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"Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will make us feel
better" P.McGregor, Southampton.
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"We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels,
jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who are queuing up to
walk past her coffin". R. Thompson, Bath.
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"I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do
so again until her majesty is buried" B. Giles, Oriental Bay.
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"Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?".
R. Combes,Romford.
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"No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore
a smile. Just like a retard" G. Hollins, East Sussex.
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"I remember she came to visit us in the East End one time. She was
so kind, so generous and so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear,
'you know its not true' she said, 'you don't smell of sh*t'. She was a
wondrous person". E.Collier, London.
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"Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as
*Diana". G.Williams, West Midlands.
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"She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she
perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was
like us in a good way. God bless you ma'am". L. Weller, Harlow.
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"If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you
heartless bastard!" J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
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"She had such a difficult life, always battling against adversity
and misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time round she is
given a life of privilege and comfort" T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.

[ste huxley]

lol Queen Mother, top lady, bad teeth

[Tonksi]

lol u dodgy bastids have sum respek!!!!