Not So Holy Nuns

[BEN-JAMMIN']

A train hits a busload of nuns and they all perish.

Before they can be admitted to heaven, they must first answer a question from St. Peter who is waiting for them at the Pearly
Gates.

He asks the first nun. "Sister Margaret, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The nun giggles and replies
"Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says "OK, dip the tip of your finger
in the holy water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asked the next nun the same question, "Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The
nun is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I was stepping over a naked man on the beach and my foot brushed against
his penis." St. Peter says "OK dip your foot in the holy water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns, one nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When
she reaches the front of the line. St. Peter asks, "Sister Beatrice, what seems to be the rush?"

The nun replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle the holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in."

[glazzy]

ROFL...excellent mate

jayne x

[The Joker]

gud 1 m8