Even More Posh 'n'n Becks

[BEN-JAMMIN']

Posh takes her car into a garage to have some dentsremoved.
>
> The mechanic knowing she isn't the brightest Spice Girl in the world,
> decides to play a joke on her.
>
> "You don't need me to take those dents out," he says.
>
> "Just blow up the exhaust pipe and the metal will pop back into place". So
> she takes the car home and tries it. David spots her from the house, opens
> a window and shouts "You silly cow!
>
> You have to wind the windows up first!"
>
> 5.
>
> David Beckham is celebrating: "57 days, 57 days!" he
> shouts happily.
>
> Posh asks him why he is celebrating.
>
> He answers: "Well, I've done this jigsaw in only 57 days."
>
> "Is that good?" asks Posh.
>
> "You bet," says David. "It says 3 to 5 years on the box."
>
> 6.
> David Beckham had a near-death experience the other day
> when he went riding.
>
> Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking
> up and down out of control.
>
> He tried with all his might to hang on but it was no
> good.
> With his foot caught in the stirrup, he fell head-first
> to the ground.
> His head continued to bump on the ground as the horse
> refused to stop or even slow down
> Fortunately, however, there was a happy ending. Just as
> he was giving uphope and losing consciousness, the Woolworth's' manager
> came along and unplugged it.
>
> 7
> Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a
> country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver
> tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Posh told her driver
> to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About
an
> hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in
> disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the
other
> and smiling happily. "What happened?" asked Posh . "Well," the driver
> replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and
> their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what
> did you tell them?" asked Posh. The driver replied: "I'm Victoria
Beckham's
> driver, and I just killed the cow.

[glazzy]

class mate...liked the last 1 best!!!

jayne x

[The Joker]