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Old 8th September 2006, 07:12 PM
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>> A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favourite bar

>> in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde.

>> Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his

>> apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom

>> where he rattled her senseless.

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>> After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So...you finish?"

>>

>> She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

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>> Surprised, the young man reached for her and the rattling resumed.

>> This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion.

>> The love making ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he

>> asks, "You finish?"

>>

>> And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer

>> to him, and softly says, "No."

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>> Stunned , but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young

>> man reaches for the woman yet again using the last of his strength,

>> he barely manages it, but they end together, screaming, bucking,

>> clawing, and ripping the bed sheets.The exhausted man falls onto his

>> back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,

>> smiles , and asks again, "You finish?"

>>

>> Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian"
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