are you a southern softee!

[mr ben]

have you ever eaten jellied eels?

do you call everyone, even your wife geezer?

do you inject speed and ketamine mixed together?

are you or have you ever been a stalker?

do you listen to blert...sorry i mean blur?

have you ever worn your nans stockings for bed?

have you ever holidayed in weston super mare?

do you have a pete beale mullet?

have you got a mongrel called roly?

have you or did you ever have nigel benn tramlines in your hair?

do you think your nigel benn?

do you sing knees up mava brannnnnnnn at every available opportunity

if you answer yes to two or more of these questions, come round to r's anytime and i'll remove your head from up your arse....

only joking people.... its nice to be nice

[Shooms]

LMAO Warren

Touche my friend, touche

[Jiglo]

Quality!

[Davey]

you can't beat northern humour
nice one mr ben

[AB45]

lol@these questionaires
Though i reckon Shooms is better due to the fact it is relevent to all northerners whereas this one is very London generic lol.

On a similar vein a few weeks ago while watching the mighty Col U take on Plymouth Argyle their fans started chanting at us ''Your just a bunch of northern bastards!'' which had me pissing myself.

[mr ben]

you would think shooms is better.... he's from the sarf

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by mr ben

you would think shooms is better.... he's from the sarf

midlands ack chew ally

[Str33tb0y]

Originally Posted by mr ben

have you ever eaten jellied eels? NO

do you call everyone, even your wife geezer? NO

do you inject speed and ketamine mixed together? NO

are you or have you ever been a stalker? NO

do you listen to blert...sorry i mean blur? NO

have you ever worn your nans stockings for bed? NO

have you ever holidayed in weston super mare? NO

do you have a pete beale mullet? NO

have you got a mongrel called roly? NO

have you or did you ever have nigel benn tramlines in your hair? NO

do you think your nigel benn? NO

do you sing knees up mava brannnnnnnn at every available opportunity NO

if you answer yes to two or more of these questions, come round to r's anytime and i'll remove your head from up your arse....

only joking people.... its nice to be nice

Does that make me a hard southerner then lol top post

[AB45]

Originally Posted by Shooms

midlands ack chew ally

Didnt know the Wurzels were from Brum?

[sweet sensation]

Originally Posted by AB45

Didnt know the Wurzels were from Brum?

Lolol!!! Please tell me you still have that pic of shooms with them That made me piss myself it was so hilarious

[AB45]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

Lolol!!! Please tell me you still have that pic of shooms with them That made me piss myself it was so hilarious

lol,here you go, i aim to please m8